barfpop:

before discovering Lana Del Rey

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after discovering Lana Del Rey

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noten:

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes 

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curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

(via stupidpoo)

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.
luv-inu:

I can’t stop laughing 

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(via wolveswilltakeover)

porn4ladies:

24 and 27

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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humorking:

my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

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landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

(via trust)

did-you-kno:

When Ashton Kutcher was 13 years old, he almost jumped off a hospital balcony so he could commit suicide and donate his heart to his dying brother.
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