yungcunt:

awjoffrey:

"he looks weird on this pic but i swear he is hot" a novel by me

Trying to convince my friends

(via ugly-little-blogger)

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

(via manda)

"To be honest I find it hard to believe that there’s someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me."
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omgitsfrizzy:

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icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

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(via slimshadyamy)

"God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out."

Anurag Sahay (via really-shit)

this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard

(via wickedwitchelphaba)

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tayelchapo:

hahahaha tru

Logic

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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